Monday, January 11, 2010


Char has the hots for this guy. Dr. Oz. She won't admit she has the hots for him, but she records his show every day and if you threaten to erase it before she has a chance to watch it she will threaten your gonads with horrible things.

She may like him a bit less after today's show on vulvadynia.

Alex dropped onto the sofa with a book in hand right after she'd turned it on, and Kevin was stretched out on the floor trying to master a little long division. She couldn't get to the remote fast enough before Dr. Oz carefully blurted out "Vulvadynia" and "sex during pain;" Alex barely looked over his book and said I'm guessing that's not a problem for you.

Kevin was looking at the TV and asked What's that?

Alex answered easily, Female crotch pain.

She sighed, tossed the remote at me and got up with the parting shot, You get to handle this one.

But, there was nothing to handle. Kevin was satisfied with Alex's answer and went back to his math homework, and Alex needs no affirmations beyond his guess.

It did mean I got to watch the news, so there's that.

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